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Why Vampire Boy Bands Suck!!

Hey Everybody! This is MeShack from the novel Fire Baptized. Many know me as the hot Were-cheetah that sings lead for the band Mahogany Groove. I’m a big music enthusiast and listen to all musical genres, from country to classic, hip hop to electronic.
There is one type of music that I hate! Anything performed by Vampire boy bands. When I hear that crap, claws rip through my fingertips, begging to tear through a Vampire’s chest! Here are my top three reasons why Vampire boy bands suck.

1- Their love songs sound like takeout orders.
Check out the Vampire boy band Stake’s lyrics for “Love Feast”
I’m famished. I need your love, baby
I’ve been starving for you, lady.
When I come to your window full of hunger and need.
Going to take you in my arms and feed.

Personally, that song freaks ME out.

2- Sweet-talking your food is weird and creepy.
First of all, is it just me, or is having sex with your food is insane? I mean these Vampire bands sing about love and sex, but here’s what they really are saying:

“Hey baby, can I drink your bodily fluids to survive? I also want to sex you down, baby . . . as I eat you.”

The last supernatural music awards on MTV gave out at least twenty awards to Vampires. Ridiculous! Maybe I should write a ballad about my desire to hump and eat a sandwich.

3- They’re not BOYS!
Just about every Vampire in those boy bands is over a hundred years old. Am I the only one that sees a problem with these old Vampires singing to high school girls?

Clearly this is pedophilia.

There’s so much more great music out there. In fact, here are two albums that are currently on my play list:
The Siren alternative rock group Sea Flower released their latest album, Odyssey Vol. 2: Homer Go F**k Yourself. It’s awesome.
My favorite rapper, a Were-wolf and fraternity brother, Primal had a new song called Shift It. It’s really sexy so definitely not for anyone under eighteen.
In conclusion, save your ears and brain cells! Throw all of those albums of Vampire boy bands away. 

Kenya is graciously giving away either an ecopy (international) or 1 print copy ( U.S. Shipping) to one reader. Please leave your email and location( either international or U.S.) in the comments below. Winner will be chosen Next Saturday April 7 2012

Fire Baptized
By Kenya Wright

Since the 1970’s humans have forced supernaturals to live in caged cities. Silver brands embedded in their foreheads identify them by species: a full moon for Vampires, a crescent moon for Shifters, a pair of wings for Fairies, and the list goes on, for each supernatural species has been tagged and categorized by humans.

Lanore Vesta is marked with a silver X, the brand of Mixbreeds, second-class citizens shunned by society. She stays to herself, revealing her ability to create fire only during emergencies. All she wants to do is graduate college and stop having to steal to survive. But when she stumbles upon a murder in progress, she catches the attention of a supernatural killer. Now all she wants is to stop finding dead bodies in her apartment.

Enlisting help from her Were-cheetah ex-boyfriend Meshach and a new mysterious friend named Zulu, she is steered through the habitat’s raunchy nightlife. But their presence sometimes proves to be more burden than help, as they fight for her attention.

While the corpses pile up, and the scent of blood fills the air, Lanore is left wondering: will she find the psycho or die trying?
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About the Author:

Kenya Wright always knew she would be famous since the ripe old age of six when she sung the Michael Jackson thriller song in her bathroom mirror. She has tried her hand at many things from enlisting in the Navy for six years as a Persian-Farsi linguist to being a nude model at an art university.

However, writing has been the only constant love in her life.

So here we are Kenya is publishing her first book, Fire Baptized, the urban fantasy novel she always wanted to read. This novel is the first book in a series.

Will she succeed? Of course.

For she has been coined The Urban Fantasy Queen, the Super Iconic Writer of this Age, The Lyrical Genius of Our Generation. Granted, these are all terms coined by her, within the private walls of her bathroom as she still sings the Michael Jackson thriller song.

Kenya Wright currently resides in Miami with her three amazing, overactive children, a supportive, gorgeous husband, and three cool black cats that refuse to stop sleeping on Kenya’s head at night.!/Firebaptizedd  

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